Brian of Pizzaspotz
Here is our top ten Phil Robertson Quotes
10. Ducks are a lot like women…they don’t like mud on their butts.
Phil has never been politically correct, that’s why people love him.
9. “We never, ever judge someone on who’s going to heaven, hell. That’s the Almighty’s job. We just love ’em, give ’em the good news about Jesus—whether they’re homosexuals, drunks, terrorists. We let God sort ’em out later, you see what I’m saying?”
Quote the Bible for the GQ interview and listing sins and homosexuality among a list of sins is not being judgmental. It is simply quoting the Bible or stating an opinion.
8. “Women with whiskers… its a bummer.”
Again, there goes the “hate speech” against women with whiskers.
7. “If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there’s a woman.”
Yes, that’s a good find.
6. “My idea of happiness is killin’ things.”
I’m not fond of hunting, but good quotes can be about things we like or dislike.
5. “Don’t touch her below the neck until you sign the dotted line.”
With 28 different kinds of sexually transmitted diseases out there, and condoms only stopping ten of them, people would be well advised to live by this quote.
4. “I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.”
“But Phil, nerds make a lot of money.” I’m sure Phil would respond with, “Who cares.”
3. “If you simply put your faith in Jesus coming down in flesh, through a human being, God becoming flesh living on the earth, dying on the cross for the sins of the world, being buried, and being raised from the dead—yours and mine and everybody else’s problems will be solved.”
Amen Phil.
2. “It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
Sin is definitely not logical and as people will notice in his GQ article, Phil mentioned sins such as slander, drunkedness, swidling too. They all can lead to separation from God, not just homosexuality.
And number one on our list of Phil Robertson quotes to ponder over pizza is….
1. Happy Happy Happy
Even with all the controversy, Phil is probably still Happy, Happy, Happy.
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